The Design Room: The Invisible Kit
Earlier this week we delved into our archive to bring you some kits that have made us laugh and cry. Amongst that batch was the infamous Manchester United grey kit, from the 95-96 season. Famously, after going 3-0 down, the team switched kits at HT during their match against Southampton. The players blamed their poor performance on the kit, they said they couldn’t see it – so they couldn’t see each other.
Many laughed at them (as well as the kit), surely they could concede they had an off day (after the kit change they still lost 3-1, just so you know)? One person who definitely didn’t laugh, though, was one of our kit designers – not because he designed it, mind. He offered an explanation to why that kit really wasn’t very good.
As is obvious, you need to have intense looking kits in order to ensure high visibility - maybe all of those day-glo kits aren’t so bad. Grey as a kit colour isn’t a problem, either. I was told “it was just that particular grey was made from a combination of colours, it was more like layers of grey – much like white noise on a television.” This meant it had “a similar visual to the crowd in the stands, it was almost camouflage; you were looking straight through it.” In a word, the kit was: distracting.
Ironically, United’s misfortune was a blessing for goalkeeper kit design. People started to think that a visually distracting pattern would work in favour of ‘keepers. I’m not particularly sure if it has but it’s a nice sentiment.






On 22 Aug 2009, at 12:01 am Tim wrote:
It wasn’t just one off-day though. United wore the kit on the first day of the season and lost 3-1 to Villa (the day of Alan Hansen’s famous “you’ll never win anything with kids” comment). They then lost 1-0 to Arsenal and drew 1-1 at Forest in it. In December United lost 2-0 to Liverpool in the grey before they ditched it at half time against Southampton in mid April and never wore it again.
United never won a game in this kit and won just 1 point from 15 in the five games it was worn!
On 3 Sep 2009, at 11:58 am Danny wrote:
wtf?
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On 17 Aug 2010, at 6:24 pm LES WALTER wrote:
Dear all,
Re: Sports Shirt design concept.
I hope that you may be able to assist me in my venture.
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Best rgds,
Les Walter.